|Jessica Simpson - "Public Affair" review
||[Aug. 25th, 2006|03:14 pm]
Jessica Simpson has always been the D-list Britney Spears. However, after bringing the term "dumb blonde" to a whole lower level, she has achieved fame in her own right. This being her "coming out" record after divorcing Nick Lachey, the album is filled with party anthems and orgasmic moans. Surprisingly, it's not as bad as I thought it would be and there are a few pop gems (if you can look past the fact that Jessica is singing them). Take for instance, 'Swing With Me' which sounds as good (if not better) than anything on Christina Aguilera's 'Back To Basics' (I can see this being released as a single to ride Baby Jane's retro wave) or 'Fired Up' which would be hella hot accompanied by a Britney-esque video.
FAVORITE TRACK: "Swing With Me"
WEIRDEST TRACK: "Push Your Tush" (the lyrics may or may not be about giving anal to Johnny Knoxville)
2 1/2 out of 5